when you correct your teacher
I love my abs so much that I keep a layer of fat...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said… “Sorry, my fault.”
If I ever cried because of you
v3rshizzle: You must have been really special to me. I hold everything in. I try not to let people see the weak side of me or they will just take advantage of it. But some will actually come up to me and try to comfort me but I don’t want comfort. I just want someone to care about me. I rarely cry and when I do, it must have been really serious.
women's football : player gets kneed in the face, no one gets carded, she gets up has a drink and keeps on playing
men's football : player trips over his own shoelaces, cries, clutches his knee and demands a penalty
When I'm married, I never want to fight in front...