That awkward moment when people think your guy...
supasof: story of my life tell me about it -_-
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind,...
Why can’t sluts count to 70?
Because 69’s a mouthful. that just made my day(:
When your teacher yells at the class:
Everyone in class: You and your best friend:
Reblog if you (proudly) don't smoke.
Homework on the weekends,
laibaybay: snowwboots: Friday Afternoon: No worries, I have two more days to do it. Saturday Morning: Hm, maybe I should at least start on it. NAH! I have time. Sunday Morning: I should seriously start on my homework. Sunday Afternoon: /procrastinates more Sunday Night: OH MY DAMN, IT’S DUE TOMORROW. And then there’s the sad conclusion if you didn’t finish: Monday...